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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
माखन चुराकर जिसने खाया..
बंसी बजाकर जिसने नचाया..
ख़ुशी मनाओ उसके जन्म की,
जिसने दुनिया को प्रेम सिखाया।

कृष्ण जन्माष्टमी की शुभ कामनायें ! —
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Maths Magic:
ur Cell numbers
last digit,
x 2,
+ 5,
x 50,
+ ur age,
+ 365,
&
- 615.
The last number is ur age and 1st number is ur cells last number number... TRY IT!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
If Electrical Engineers make Hindi films, The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse To Udna Hi Tha*
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..

smooth road never make gud drivers
clear sky never make gud pilots and..
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CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
IN 2018., . .
BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. .
ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. .
BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
"Can u prov papa=mama?"
IAS-Imposible!
Doctor-No!

Engineers start solving-
f=ma
p.a=ma
On squaring,
pa.pa=ma.ma
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein...

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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS