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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
IN 2018., . .
BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de. .
ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le. .
BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
"Can u prov papa=mama?"
IAS-Imposible!
Doctor-No!

Engineers start solving-
f=ma
p.a=ma
On squaring,
pa.pa=ma.ma
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein...

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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Bright Future of Engg. Studnts E&C:Radio repair COMP/IT:Typing master MECH:Cycle tube puncture ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing. CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Doctor to engg. student:apke report me cancer ki ganth aai hai

(engg. bahut roya)

Bad me doctor ne pu6a:re-checking me to nikal jayegi na?
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours

A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ENGINEERING STUDENTS

Happy Engineers Day