5 panchi ek daal pe bethe the,1 shikari aya 1 ko mar diya,3 udd gaye,1 wahin betha raha..

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.Bas apki tarah..
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"FOKAT KI DADAGIRI"

Main rah dekh kar thak gaya apka 1 sms bhi nahi aata socha main hi kyun sms kar lu kyunki hum tumse pyaar karte hai aur tum to sirf paise se pyaar karte ho sale kanjush......

Zindgi behal hai,
Na sur hai na taal hai,
Inbox kangaal hai,
Kuch to message bhe jo
Mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai....

Jb se mobile me hanuman chalisha download ki hai, tb se aapke msg aane band ho gye hain...sach hai ki
Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave..."

Accha ek baat batao:- Ghadha Tanhai me kaya mehsush kerta hai?
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koi jalldi nahi hai mehsush ker kebata dena....

Ek DOGGY subah se sham tak bhonkta kha
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
BAOBAO
HA BILKUL AISAY HI

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?

COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
Im Smart & Youre Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what computer will think, U Know ..?

intel inside mental outside
HA HA HA.,
Wait dont laugh,
joke is not over,

U R standing in front of fridge,what fridge will think u know ?

cool inside fool outside
now laugh
HA HA HA !