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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
Lead your life similar to a dictionary ..!

Providing meaning to only those who refer you ...!!!.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
Relations are like Electric Currents!

Wrong connection will give you Shocks throughout your life..

But the Right ones will Light Up your Life...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
sweet line after a huge fight

"Chal bhai ab Ek cigarette to pila"

A sweet line for a friend when scolded from teacher:" Chhod na yaar ye saali pagal hai..!!
Apne piche hi padi rehti hai )
A sweet line when a group members absent: Saala kahi ladki k saath kone me hoga

A sweet line when any of our friend got dumped: Chodd na yaar wo Lesbian hogi"

A sweet line to a friend when we were blank at exams: BC kitni sheet bharega ?? Thodi Hum pe bi kripa kardo mahraj:|

A sweet line when all group got punished: Sab teri wajah se hua kanjar W
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
Definition of TIME!

Slow, when you wait!
Fast, when you r Late!
Deadly, when you r Sad!
Short, when you r happy!
Endless, when you r in Pain!
Long,when you feel bore!

Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings
and your psychological conditions not by clocks...

Have A Nice Time Always!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
Always keep in mind

Success of our life depands on the quality of our thought,
but the quality of our thoughts dpnds on the ppl v meet in our life...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
Being Single Is Smarter Than Being In The Wrong Ralatiomship.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 10 months ago
Hugs were invented to let people know that you love them without saying anything.