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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Facebook fact... .
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Girls Pura din ghar me Bartan Manjati
aur kapde sukhati hongi...
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Aur jab raat ko msg Karke pucho ke.. .

Pura din kaha thi??..
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To reply ata hai...

Kuch nhi ,
was jst hanging out wid frnds.. .
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :-
Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat tumhari .......
Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ...
Boy : Mohhabat tumhari .........
Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Grlz status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikla"

cmnts by guys.....

1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi

2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan

3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote

4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h

5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu

Guys status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikali"

cmnts by close frnd

1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he

2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai??

3.tujh jaiso se v ldki ptegi...

4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga..

5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no. Muje de.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Jab Se India Mein"Facebook" Aaya
hai.
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Bohat sari Changes Hui hai.
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. 1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh,
Ab Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hoti hai.
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2. Couples Garden Chorrh k FB
inbox Mein Milte hai.. And Smiles KisSes Replaced by
Emotions..
Muwaahhh
Ha ha he..
Rofl
Lolz Lmao
etc !
3. Ab Politcals Social Issues
facebook Pe Aa
gaye ...
4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi,
Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hai ...
JAI HO FACEBOOK
Padhega India,
Tab He Toh Badhega India
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
FACEBOOK ki sabse GHATIYA cheez.

(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..

(2)- Yaar teri Id ka passwrd kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..

(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share karna..

(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de,
Mai teri kar dunga..

(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..

(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send....-)
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
FACEBOOK STORY:
Add as friend
– Approve
->Write something on wall
-Intro
– Everyday chatting
– Ask number phone
– Messaging
– Calling
– Meeting
– Express love
– Make relationship status
– Hangout
– Misunderstanding
– Fight
– Break up
– Unfriend
– Block
THE END
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Facebook is now like home, if you dont come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident