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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
Sry boss
Finally watched. ..
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Dilwale...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago

On Christmas, everyone says: Santa Aayega.. Santa Aayega.. but, deep in our hearts we all know...
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Ghanta Aayega!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago

On twitter/fb
Boys-char bottle vodka kaam mera roj ka

At home
Boys-mammi ye jo mehmano ne juice nhi piya,wo mai pee lu??
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
She~i love you.
Me~Dimagh kharab mat kro,la rha hu chips canteen se.
She~ek samosa bhi.