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Jitender Singh: 11 months ago
Arz kia h
Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green green baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k nha lete h aap to muh b ni dhote
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago

बढती ठंड को देखकर तो लगता है,
30 मिनिट में पिज़्ज़ा डिलीवरी की तर्ज पर "रजाई" डिलीवरी का भी कोई option आना चाहिए..!!
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
jitni chadar ho utne hi pair failana chahiye
- Gyani log

jitne apps ho ussi me kaam chalana chahiye
-Lumia Users
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
Girl - hey MC

Boy - tu MC, BC, tera pura khandan MC

Girl - what???

Boy - You started first

Girl - I was wishing you MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Boy - oh . wel. OK aaa. Hey ... OK listen babu.. sona.. janu..
Maaf kar de yaar
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
Budhi Mahila: Yamraj Ji,
Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Budhiya dimag mat chaat,
March mein closing thi, Target poora karna tha.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
Papa: aaja, khana kha le.
Me: brush nahi kiya.
Papa: Ek din na kare go chalega, kaunsa Tere daant safed hi hain.
Me: kal bhi nahi kiya tha.
Papa: do din nahi kare to chalega, fu to aaja.
Me: parso bhi nahi kiya tha.
Papa: *brings brick*
*breaks my teeth*
"Le ab roz mat brush karna"
Me: ;-;
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
Dard-e-dil....
Dard-e-jigar.....
Dil mein jagaya aapne.....
.
Pehle toh main shayar tha.....
Chutiya banaya aapne...
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
न्यूटन ki Girlfriend :
Aaj me kaisi lag rhi hu ?

न्यूटन : Tan C / Sin C

Gf : What ???

न्यूटन : Tan C
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Sin C



SinC / Cos C
= ---------------------------
SinC

1
= --------------
Cos C


= Sec C


Gf : Wow !.!.!