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Riya Gupta: 11 months ago

Kya tm 1 ped sy dusry ped tk chlang lga skty ho?
.
Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?
.
Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago

Ramesh Uncle
k
ghar ki
Teesri Manzil k
Bedroom k
sath attach Bathroom
me Lagi
Tooti k
neeche Rakhe
Blue Colour
k
Lotay ki
shakal wale:-@ msg to bhej
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
'('.')
<)(> Yarr baat
..JL sun
.
.
Bathroom mai say lota phir ghayab hai,
Tu baaz nahi aayega.
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
* In bus
Bus conductor : bhaiya kiraya bolo
Me : Kiraya !!

* saale ne beech raaste me kyu utar diya bol to diya tha kiraya..
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
*SRK calls Alia*

Srk: Happy new year.
Alia: huh..meri bhi Student of the year.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago

TL
G1:Lost 2 kg weight aftr new year's party
G2:Congrats
~DM
G2 - didi,party me kuch khaya nhi kya?
G1 - pagli,party k bad makeup utar dia
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
Dadi - Lagta hai us ladki ko lakwa ho gaya hai. Ek hath utha hua hai aur muh pichak gaya hai.

Me - Nhi dadi, wo selfie le rahi hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
"31st ka kya plan hai??"
Me- arey bas friends ke saath party!

On 31st Night- *Watches Big Star Entertainment Award with family*