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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 1 year ago

Shadi me ek pathan bahot der tak khana kha rha raha tha..
Kisi ne puchha-" kb tak khaoge?"
pathan- mai toh khud kha kha ke dukhi hoon'
pr kya karu card me likha tha.
Dinner -7 Pm. To 10 Pm.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 1 year ago
Sardar dukhi tha..
Kisi ne pucha kyu dukhi ho?
Sardar - yaar, ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye ..
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ab sala pehchan nhi pa rha hu
Riya Gupta: 1 year ago

Girl,"I love dogs very much."

Boy,"Gharwale mujhe kutta hi kehte hain."

सुधर जाओ कमीनो
Riya Gupta: 1 year ago
Unknown Guy Sent Me Request On FB

I Ignored

He Texted:एक्सेप्ट कर ले चूतिये

Now He Is My जिगरी यार
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 1 year ago
She - bhaiya Shirdi jaoge??
Taxiwala - ha
She - Thik hai jao, aate waqt prasad le aana
Riya Gupta: 1 year ago

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
Riya Gupta: 1 year ago

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Riya Gupta: 1 year ago

Bachha: Papa ek glass pani dena
Dad: Apne aap le lo
Kid: Nahi aap de do pleez.
Dad: Agar dubara mere se pani manga to 2 thapad marunga.
Kid: Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana.. Papa paani dena.