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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 8 months ago

Ek Ameer Aurat Apni Kuch Problems Ke Chalte Ek Baba Ji Ke Paas Pahunchi Aur Unko Apni Problems Batayi.

Baba Ji Ne Us Aurat Ki Saari Problems Ko Bade Hi Dhyaan Se Suna Aur Phir Bole: Beta... Chinta Karne Waali Ki Koi Baat Nahin Hai... In Sabhi Problems Ka Hal Ho Jayega... Lekin Kuch Kharch Ayega.

Aurat: Kitna Kharch Ayega Baba Ji?

Baba: Mein Tumse Jyada Toh Nahin Le Sakta. Puranon Ke Anusaar Hamare Kul 33 Crore Devi-Devta Hain... Tum Sabke Naam Se Bas Ek-Ek Paisa Daan Kar Do.

Aurat Ne Man Hi Man Mein Calculate Kiya Toh Baba Ke Hisaan Se Kul 33 Lakh Lage Jayenge. Lekin Vo Bhi Kaafi Tez Thi... Jhat Se Boli: Theek Hai Baba Ji... Aap Baari-Bari Se Sabka Naam Lete Jaiye Mein Ek-Ek Paisa Rakhti Jaungi.

Baba Ji Abhi Bhi Behosh Hain...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 8 months ago
Relationship status for married men....

dhobi ka kutta

Na ex- ka...
Na next ka...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 8 months ago

She- Tumhara plan kya hai phir ?
He- Rs 199 me 200 mb data , 300 min Local / STD , 100 msg Local / STD.
*Blocked*
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 8 months ago

Girl: hiii..
Boy: * died immediately *

Why??

Kyunki use ladki ki 'हाय' lag gyi..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 8 months ago
He:Har kutte ka din aata hai

Feminist: Male Chauvinist! Kutti ka kyu nahi?

H:Har kutti ka din aata h

F: Kutti kisse bola?Respect Women
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 1 year ago
India : Saare Jahan se acha Hindustan Hamara .. Hum Bulbule hain iski ..

Pakistan : Taher Shah se acha Pakistan Hamara .. Hum Angel hai ..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 1 year ago
Jo Ladka, Ladkiyon Ki Respect Karta Hai....

Woh Humesha Single Rehta Hai!!

True Fact!!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 1 year ago
Garmi itni badh gai hai ki do minute dhoop mein khade reh kar aap logon ko bol sakte ho ki work out ke baad ka paseena hai yeh.