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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 10 months ago
A cute Love Story

Ek Bacchi ne Apne B.F. se poocha..
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G.F: Tum apna dil kisi aur ko toh nai doge
na ???.
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B.F. : Tere siwa chocolate bhi na dun kisi ko
Pagli
Dil to door ki baat hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 10 months ago

Shadi me ek pathan bahot der tak khana kha rha raha tha..
Kisi ne puchha-" kb tak khaoge?"
pathan- mai toh khud kha kha ke dukhi hoon'
pr kya karu card me likha tha.
Dinner -7 Pm. To 10 Pm.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 10 months ago
Sardar dukhi tha..
Kisi ne pucha kyu dukhi ho?
Sardar - yaar, ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye ..
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ab sala pehchan nhi pa rha hu
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago

Girl,"I love dogs very much."

Boy,"Gharwale mujhe kutta hi kehte hain."

सुधर जाओ कमीनो
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago
Unknown Guy Sent Me Request On FB

I Ignored

He Texted:एक्सेप्ट कर ले चूतिये

Now He Is My जिगरी यार
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 11 months ago
She - bhaiya Shirdi jaoge??
Taxiwala - ha
She - Thik hai jao, aate waqt prasad le aana
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago

Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
Riya Gupta: 11 months ago

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”