Hinglish jokes - HindiJokes.Mobi
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Bujurgon ne sach hee kaha hai ki "mehanat karo to neend achchhee aatee hai."

Mainne bhi kal koolar mein 2 baalti paani daala aur so gaya.
seedhee subah neend khulee...

Saala tab samajh mein aaya bade log kitana sahee kahate hain....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Agar puraani Filmon kee tarah sirph beizzatee karane se

dil ka daura padata to har private naukri vaala

mahiney mein 8-10 baar to mar hee jaata...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Raat ko ek chor ghar se chori karake nikal raha tha

ki bachche kee aankh khul gayi aur bachcha bola,

"School bag bhi le ja saale varana shor macha doonga..."
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Ek aadami loan lene bank gaya.

Aadamee: Sir loan lena hai.

Bank Adhikaaree: Bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: Nahin sir, main to ghar pe hee khaata hoon.
agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karoonga.

Bank Adhikaaree: - Chal bhaag yahaan se... Hurr ..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Jodon (जोड़ों) ka dard kya hai...??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye Sirf jode (जोड़े) hee jaanate hain...
kunvaaron ko isaka zara bhee gyaan nahin...!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago

Pati: - Tum maayake jaati ho to kaisa mahasoos karati ho...?

Patnee: Ham Aurtoo ki umar 45 kyon na ho,
maayake mein ghustey hi 16 kee umar vaalee feeling
aa jaati hai.

Pati: Oh achchha...!!!

Patni: Tum kaho, tumhen aisee 16 kee umar vaalee Feeling kab aatee hai..?;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;

Pati: Bas, hamaara bhee vahee, jab tum maayake jaati ho....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 7 months ago
Bachapan mein suna tha ki
garmi Uoon mein hoti hai.

skool mein pata chala
garmi June mein hoti hai.

Ghar me paapa ne bataaya ki
garmi khoon mein hoti hai.

Zindagee mein bahut dhakke khaaye
tab jaakar pata chala ki Garmi na to khoon mein,
na joon mein aur na hee Uoon mein hoti hai,

Garmi to noton ke junoon mein hote hai...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta: 1 year ago


Condolence in future will be like this...

Jaane Wala Bahut Hi Achcha Insaan Tha,

Hamesha Online Rehta Tha,

Har Ek Ki Request Accept Kar Leta Tha,

Kabhi Bhi Apne Comments Se Kisi Ko Takleef Nahi Di,

Iss Ki Posts Badi Hee Jandaar Aur Mazedaar Hoti Thee,

Bade Dil Ka Malik Tha, Kabhi Kisi Ko Block Nahi Kiya,

Dosto Ki Selfies Dil Khol Kar Like Karta Tha, Aur Bahut Hee Achche Comments Deta Tha,

Ameero Se Share Aur Ghareebo Ko Tag Kiya Karta Tha,

Jab Maut Aayi Tab Bhi Facebook Per Hi Baitha Hua Tha.

Bohat Hi Achcha Aur Logon Se Ghulne-Milne Wala Banda Tha.

Uski DP (Display Picture) Hum Sab 13 Days Tak Apne Group Main Lagayenge...! Yahi Hamari Sacchi Shradhanjali Hogi..!!!