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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum
Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum
Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakas ho tum
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Na Dil ko behlane ke liye,
Na ghar me sajane ke liye.
Bas aapki ek tasweer chahiye,
Apne khet se "Kauve" bhagane ke
liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrr..!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Hamare sms se log samjhte hai ki,

hume aadat hai paise udaane ki,

lekin wo nadaan kya samjhe ki,

Yeh b 1 ada hai KANJOOSO ko sharam dilaane ki...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
thandi-2 hawa chali,
wah-2

thandi-2 hawa chali,

mausam hua suhana,

BANDAR bhi sms padh rah hai,

EDUCATED hua zmana
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
agar pagal ho to sms padhte hi miss call karo,maha pagal ho to msg karo,
agar dono ho to reply mat karna.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Humko yun Pagal banana chod do.

Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do.

Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar.

ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
7 Sachchai Duniya Ki...

1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Sakte.!

2)Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte.!

3)Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chhu Sakti.!

4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge.!

5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Qki Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai.!

6) Aap Has Rahe Ho Qki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho.!