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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ye Hai Aam Zindgi--

Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..

OR

Ye Mentos Zindgi--

Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus, Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Message:
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

wah..wa

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,


This fairness cream is made in china!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek din ek ladki train mein jaati hai toh use ek chai wala dekhke bola ........
bholi si surat aankhon mein masti dur khade sarmay aye hai
toh ladki bolti hai - kalli si surat hathno mein kettle dur khade chilaye chai chai
ha ha ha
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Husband & Wife were Fighting
Husband: SaLi KUTTI!
Wife: SaLa KUTTA!

The ChiLd was near, he Says
Mai SaLa PUPPY
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek poltry farm me murgione roz ek lakh aande deti thi,ek roz murgione ek v anda nehi diya
Batao to kyun..




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Badh me patha chala BULA DI ghumne aayi thi
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Papi hote hue b apko swarg milega,
har raat 1 glass madira aur apsara milegi.
Par apke papo ki saja ye hogi ki glass ke niche hole hoga,
Apsara k niche nahi...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Khush to bohat honge tum ki forward karne k liye fokat ka new msg aa gaya , par hum bhi bahut chalak hai humne padhne layak kuch likha hi nahi..
ha ha ha!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Tabiyat thik nahi thi.
Tantrik ko dikhaya,
Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai,
kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge..
Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.