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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:"Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar
jayegi..
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PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi:"Ye crash
ho jayega.."
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BUS me aawaj aayi:"Ye khaime gir jayegi.."
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Ladka gusse se:"Kaun hai Yaar..???
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Aawaz aai:"GOD"
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Ladka:"Engineering me jab admission le raha
tha,
tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha
kya..??? :o
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
She: kya kr rahe ho??
Me:
Engineering
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She: 4saal baad
kya karoge ??

**BLOCKED HER**
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Engineering Fact:
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL ENGINEER there are many backlogs
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
happy birthday
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Son, what do you want for your birthday..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday..
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. …….
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u-l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
‘This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY