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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Bright Future of Engg. Studnts E&C:Radio repair COMP/IT:Typing master MECH:Cycle tube puncture ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing. CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Doctor to engg. student:apke report me cancer ki ganth aai hai

(engg. bahut roya)

Bad me doctor ne pu6a:re-checking me to nikal jayegi na?
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours

A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ENGINEERING STUDENTS

Happy Engineers Day
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
Shes d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
An enGineering Student went & proposed a
girl

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vl
do anything for u.

... Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a
single back??
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Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna ...