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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Preeto:kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di. Santa:tumhari galatfahmi hai.
Preeto:kaisi galatfahmi..
Santa:yehi ki main soya tha.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai.
Ladke ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Beti.- gov me foji aaye hai.
Maa- unki niyat kharab hoti hai tu andar aaja.
Beti- ma vo pakistani hai.
Maa- to bakari ko bhi andar lade.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.


Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.
IMRAN
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Dead bodies r very happy...... U know why .. Socho think think...... Fool kahi k... Kyuki 2nite there is a dance programme bo michael jackson in graveyard.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!