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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya.
.Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..
Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek pakistani USA se apni AMMI ko phone karta hai.
KHAN:AMMI Jaan muje AIDS ho gaya hai.
AMMI:Tu wapas mat aana BETA. KHAN:kyo AMMI..
AMMI: agar tu aaya to teri biwi ko AIDS hoga,
Teri biwi se teri bhai ko, teri bhai se nokrani ko,
nokrani se tere abba ko,
tere abba se teri mausi ko,
Teri mausi se tere mousa ko,
Tere mousa se Muje,
mujse hamare driver ko,
driver se teri behen ko,
aur agar teri behen ko ho gaya to saare gaon ko ho jayega!
Tuje ALLAH ke vasta saare GAON ko bachale B
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ye Hai Aam Zindgi--

Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..

OR

Ye Mentos Zindgi--

Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus, Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Message:
Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

wah..wa

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,


This fairness cream is made in china!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek din ek ladki train mein jaati hai toh use ek chai wala dekhke bola ........
bholi si surat aankhon mein masti dur khade sarmay aye hai
toh ladki bolti hai - kalli si surat hathno mein kettle dur khade chilaye chai chai
ha ha ha
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Husband & Wife were Fighting
Husband: SaLi KUTTI!
Wife: SaLa KUTTA!

The ChiLd was near, he Says
Mai SaLa PUPPY
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Ek poltry farm me murgione roz ek lakh aande deti thi,ek roz murgione ek v anda nehi diya
Batao to kyun..




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Badh me patha chala BULA DI ghumne aayi thi
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Papi hote hue b apko swarg milega,
har raat 1 glass madira aur apsara milegi.
Par apke papo ki saja ye hogi ki glass ke niche hole hoga,
Apsara k niche nahi...