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Manav Mishra: 9 months ago
इस दुनिया में दिमाग ही सिर्फ एक ऐसी चीज है - जिसे खाया, चाटा, गर्म, ठंडा और खराब किया जा सकता है ।
Krishna Parmar: 1 year ago
मंदीर मा पूजारी ने झाडा थया ।।
डोक्टर पासे दवा लेती वखते पूजारी ऐ पूछ्यू शू घ्यान मा राखवानू।।।
डोक्टरःमंदीरमा शंख जोरथी ना वगाडता।।।।।?????????
Krishna...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 2 years ago

Bachha - Papa ek glass pani dena...!!!

Papa: Apne aap le lo

Kid: Nahi aap de do plezz.

Papa: Agar dubara mere se pani manga to
2 thapad marunga.

Kid: Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana..
Papa paani dena....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 2 years ago

Santa tum Is office Mein kab se kaam kar rahe
ho...???
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Banta - Jab se Boss ne Mujhe naukri se nikalne
ki dhamki di hai...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 2 years ago

1st Dost: - Kal main raat ko bathroom gya
toh andar bhoot tha...

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2nd Dost: - To phir kiya hua...???

1st Dost: - Hona kiya tha mei bhoot se bola
Tum kar lo humari to waise hi nikal gayi...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 2 years ago

Boy teasing a girl: - Ae chalti kya...??


Gal: - Kaha...??


Boy: - Wherever u say... smile.png

Gal: - Ok, lets go to shopping... smile.png
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Boy: - Ohh Main toh majak kar rha tha bhanji..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 2 years ago

Teacher: - "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi.." ka future tense
kiya hoga..???
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Studnet: - Tu, Saali Haath laga ke toh dikha....!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga....

Student Rock... teacher shock...!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta Modi Fied: 2 years ago
Usne kahaa, mohabbat ki sajaa do mujhe...!

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Maine ja ke uske papa ko bta diya... smile.png
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kasam se khoob piti...