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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Universal truth we learnt:
"Sun rises in the east".


Fact:
"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"




Moral:-
"Education ruins us!!!"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
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Ye Exam Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
Sab Apne Apne Nasib Hote He
Rehte He Jo
Nigaho Se Dur
Saale Wahi Question Compulsory Hote He..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Mohabbatein ENGINEERING version
1 student tha deewana sa,
1subject pe wo marta tha,
books uthakar, chasma lagakar,
library se gujra krta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko,
jaane kisse darta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ,
ye pass kaise haota h yaar,
ye paass kaise hota h yaar,
or main bas ye keh pata tha
KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KAISE KAHO MAIN O YAARA YE PASSAISE HI HOTA H.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
WHAT I LEARNED DURING CLASSES IN SCHOOL :
How to yawn without opening mouth. .
How to sleep with eyes open. .
How to text without looking at the cell phone. .
How to eat lunch without moving mouth. .
How to pretend that we are understandingeach and every word of teachers. . !!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book ?
Student: 2 Books
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Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books ?
Student: 4 Books
... Teacher: (now ill ask U a tough 1)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books ?? :x
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Student: ..LIBRARY..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
The Most difficult task for a
student is......?
1) Waiting for the lecture to end
2) Stop laughing at teacher...
3) Controlling sleep in class
4) Attending class without
bunking
5) Studying
6) All of the above
7) To behave like a student :E
To reach class before
attendance :-l
9) To bear a dumb teacher W
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Miss (school me)- jo bachha hame 1 se 10 tk ginti sunayega use hm hath par ek kiss denge,aur jo 100 tk sunayega use gaal par 2 kiss denge.
Ek bachha bola- miss tb to bistar laga lo.
Miss- kyo?
Bachha- hame to puri book yad h.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Teacher- There is a Frog Ship is sinking Onion cost RS. 3/kg then what is my age?
Student-32yr
Teacher-How do u know?
Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!