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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Teachar to tintu
What is the full form of CLASS
TINTU=
C-COME,
L-LATE,
A-AND,
S-START,
S-SLEEPING
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Nalayk banna hai to aise bano ki
Jab kitaben kholo to panne khud kahen
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beta tabiyat thik hai ya pee rakhi hai....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Finaly hamara break up ho gaya hai......





Me&my




Books





Qki




Ham ek doosre ko samajh nahi paye......
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
School life me dost bahut kamine hote the,but
Aaj pta chala ki dost bhale hi kamine the par ronak unhe se thi.........
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?

Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...

Teacher Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye...
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baate Kar sake
... Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
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Bacha: Tution parhney ke liye…
Miss Aap bhi na T.V dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.:
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Universal truth we learnt:
"Sun rises in the east".


Fact:
"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"




Moral:-
"Education ruins us!!!"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
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Ye Exam Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
Sab Apne Apne Nasib Hote He
Rehte He Jo
Nigaho Se Dur
Saale Wahi Question Compulsory Hote He..