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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA...)
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Jaise:"Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane
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Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane
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Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Library me books par pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi
muskurane ka..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
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But,,
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO . ...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA*
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
In Rockstar-toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!....
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In exams-chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta hai!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
In Rockstar-toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!....
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In exams-chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta hai!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai

Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai

Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai

Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai

Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai

Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai

COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai

Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge

Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai

Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai

Pehle jiss hasti ko lagbhag pura College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai

Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai

Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai

Woh College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai

Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai

Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai

Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai

Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhi na likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai

“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work please review it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai

Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
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Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Ultimate truth of college lyf..
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if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl..
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and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl..