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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
1=shok se
2=dar se
faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nhi...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
#Exam facts-

1) Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams

2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power...Yoyo

3) 50% of the exam is always based on 1 lesson that you missed and 1 topic that you didnt prepare....

4) Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless the exams are appeared
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Classic examples for students of
different age groups :-. .
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied
everything for exam . .
4th to 6th class - hey ! That question
was very hard so i leave only that
question
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7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only
important questions . . .
11th class - i think 4 chapters are
enough 2 get pass .
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12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ?
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And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj
exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Calling friends 1 day before
Exam :. .

You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar
liya?".

Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit
hogayi bas 1 bachi hai !" grin.png .

You (Dissapointed &worried)

calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya
oye..?"

Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus
finish. Revision bachi hai bas..!" wink.png

You ( dissapointed again & now
more worried..!)

You (to your best friend) :
"kitna kar liya yaar" .

Best frnd :"bhai abhi toh shuru
bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar
poori raat apni hai smile.png"

You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa .."

Awesome feeling comes instantly
♥ No disappointment, No worries grin.png

"Ab toh raat me hi
padhunga,"*book s band*
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Jo student top kre, wo
"Student Of The Year"
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
"Student Of The Next Year";.. Think hatke- jiyo datke...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se
badnam he......
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takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti
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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi " ..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 1 year ago
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking