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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Classic examples for students of
different age groups :-. .
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied
everything for exam . .
4th to 6th class - hey ! That question
was very hard so i leave only that
question
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7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only
important questions . . .
11th class - i think 4 chapters are
enough 2 get pass .
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12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ?
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And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj
exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Calling friends 1 day before
Exam :. .

You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar
liya?".

Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit
hogayi bas 1 bachi hai !" grin.png .

You (Dissapointed &worried)

calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya
oye..?"

Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus
finish. Revision bachi hai bas..!" wink.png

You ( dissapointed again & now
more worried..!)

You (to your best friend) :
"kitna kar liya yaar" .

Best frnd :"bhai abhi toh shuru
bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar
poori raat apni hai smile.png"

You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa .."

Awesome feeling comes instantly
♥ No disappointment, No worries grin.png

"Ab toh raat me hi
padhunga,"*book s band*
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Jo student top kre, wo
"Student Of The Year"
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
"Student Of The Next Year";.. Think hatke- jiyo datke...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se
badnam he......
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warna.
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takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti
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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi " ..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA...)
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Jaise:"Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane
ka,
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Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane
ka,
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Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Library me books par pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi
muskurane ka..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
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But,,
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO . ...