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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
शिक्षक (विद्यार्थी से) – सेमेस्टर सिस्टम के फायदे बताओ?
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विद्यार्थी – सर, फायदे तो पता नहीं पर बेइज्जती साल में दो बार जरूर हो जाती है … !
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
शिक्षक - तुम कक्षा में लेट क्यों आईं ?
लड़की - सर, एक लड़का मेरा पीछा कर रहा था !
शिक्षक - तो फिर ?
लड़की - वो बहुत धीरे-धीरे चल रहा था … !!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale".
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Benefits of EXAMS
1.U can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.U can complete ur sleep
3.U can see ur teachers being bored
who usually bore u.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Bean Came Out of Exam Hall Sad & Told
His Friend: "I Dont Know The Past Tense of
"THINK" I THOUGHT & THOUGHT & finally wrote
THONK!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Samundar bhar corse hai,
nadi bhar padh pate hai,
balti bhar yad rahta hai,
mug bhar likh pate hai,
chllu bhar number aate hai,
usme doob k mar jate hai..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Agar "EXAM" me paper kathin ho to
Ankhe band karo,
gehari saans lo or zor se kaho-
"Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,Hum Ise Agle Saal Fir Padenge.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
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Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
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ko
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zabardasti
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"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.