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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
1 tree katne se 2000 exam papers bante he,
Agar ham sab students mil kar
Exam na dene ka faisla kare to
Socho kitne ped bacha sakte he...
Aakhir ham hi to Des ka Future He,
Stop Global Warning "Save Tree" STOP EXAMS.
Is msg Ko Har Student Ko Bhejo
"EXAM HATAO" Tree Bachao....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta
TOH
aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki
1 student sare subject padhe?
"JAGO Students JAGO"
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Burraaah......


Sara syllabus padh liya...


Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
papers ki roti notes ka achar

tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar

teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar

so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho gI?


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Student pehlay Ye To Btain K Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.

Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.

Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.

Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Ustad:"Bhai Chara" ka jumla banao"!

Shagird"

Jb Doodh wale se pochha k itna mehnga kiyu? bechte ho?

to us ne kaha,

"BHAI"! "CHARA"

mehnga hogaya hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
"SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA"

Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey

Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey

Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir

Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey

Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne

Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.