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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Exam Blessing..
Har sawal se dat kar ladna
Fekne me kami mat karna
Mauka mile to piche b dekhna
Aur ek baat yaad rakhna Aage wale k paper APNA Hi samajhna
BEST OF LUCK $!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Cricket has reached exciting levels with T20.
Infusing the same thing into exams,
some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans
4.Ist 15 mins power play
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
U knw what is d full form of college?
C- Come
o- on
l -lets
l - love
e-each
g-girl
e-equally
so attend college everyday..!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Midnite coffee
long chats
Bday bumps
bunking classes
crush on sum1
fight 4 marks
just everything.
People call it COLLEGE
but
I call it, . . . COOL AGE. (COLLEGE).
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.
BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded 50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive..so pls donate...
i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Cheating in xams is d best xercise 4 ur reflexes.. .
1. Ur eyes roll 2 c d answer sheet of ur seat-mate .
2. Ur ears bcom sensitive, even 2 d softest whispers 2 get wat ur seatmate says .
3. Ur neck stretches either ways 2 search 4 clues .
4. Ur hand copies d answer faster dan ever
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Collage related movies.
Exams- WELCOME
Claas-DHOOM
Q.paper- RAAZ
Copy-MAJBOOR
Marks-nayak
Final exam-MURDER
Fail-YE TO HONA HI THA
Paas-CHAMATKAR.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
LAST ball 6, LAST ball wkt, LAST min goal, . often wins the game, . dats why studnts are still confident dat LAST day study can win an exam 4 them!