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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING Soon
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Fees maafi ke liye Application:
Sir,
mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the,
500 film dekhne me,
500 drink me,
500 ka girlfrind ko ghumane par fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai,
aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das .
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Studnt ke dilo ki awaz: Zindgi ka rukh mod dnge, Sari bandise tod dnge Ye Semester….. Jese-tese nikl jaye, Next Semester me to pakka record tod denge!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai? Stud: BOYFRIEND
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Kya Hai Zindagi- Dekho To Khwab Hai Zindgi Padho To Kitab Hai Zindgi, Suno To Gyan Hai Zindgi, Par Hum Ye Kehte Hai “Haste Raho” To Aasan Hai ZindGI.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
"The powers of mind r like the rays of d sun dissipated. When they r concentrated they illuminate". Moral: dont concentrate too much, it wil burn ur books