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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Master- Bam gire to kaha chupoge?
Student- Machardani me.
Master- Kyu?
Student- Jab usme itne chote machar nahi ghus pate, To itna bada bum kaha se ghusega.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi,Subko Aana Hoga.

Choton:Mai Nahi Aa Sakta

Teacher:kyu?

Choton:Maa Itna Door Jaane nahi Degi??
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi

Hai dostiiii..

Khoya khoya main Kitabo main

Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi..

Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu....:-|

Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hun..

Tujhe bhula diya...

Tujhe bhula diya..

phir kyon tere syllabus ne mujhe

Rula diya..

Mujhe rula diya...
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
School Me aag lag gayi.
sabhi bache khush the ye sochkar ki ab school nahi aana padega,
lekin ek bacha udas tha.

Sir:Tum kyu udas ho beta?
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Boy:Aap kaise bach gaye
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Har fail hue student ke piche


















Teacher ka haath hai















cheating kar ne nahi deti hai.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Dillagi abhi na karo dard hi paoge
beet gaya waqat to yad karke rote he jaoge
karni he hai to padhaye karo
exam me kiya
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mere sms likhkar aaoge
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
But marks may help u to get lot of girls.
So love studies, not girls
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Har taraf padhai ka saya he...
Har paper me 0 aaya hai...
Hum to yuhi chale jaate he bina muh dhoye exam dene aur log kehte he-
"Saala raat bhar padh k aaya he"