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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai,
Suna hai Zindagi Imtihan Leti hai!!
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Yahan to Saale Imtihano ne
Zindagi Le rakhi hai..!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Que. EK GHANTA PADHNE...
Aur 1 GHANTA NHI PADHNE SE KYA FARAQ PADTA HAI...?
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Ans. GHANTA FARAQ PADTA HAI...!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru,cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya...!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Teacher- Bittu....Which one is bigger....Lion Or Elephant..?
Bittu after lot of thinking replies.
Bittu- Tell me the date of birth madam. Then only I can tell..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.



student: who? Me?



teacher: very good. Sit down....
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Studies are of two Types........

1st) difficult subjects which cant be studied........

2nd) Easy subjects that doesnt need 2 b studies.......

Thats how college students Study
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Master- Bam gire to kaha chupoge?
Student- Machardani me.
Master- Kyu?
Student- Jab usme itne chote machar nahi ghus pate, To itna bada bum kaha se ghusega.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi,Subko Aana Hoga.

Choton:Mai Nahi Aa Sakta

Teacher:kyu?

Choton:Maa Itna Door Jaane nahi Degi??