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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Agar "EXAM" me paper kathin ho to
Ankhe band karo,
gehari saans lo or zor se kaho-
"Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,Hum Ise Agle Saal Fir Padenge.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
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Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
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ko
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zabardasti
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"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Leave aplication by a cute child-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag & upar was hum.
Isliye 2 days, I not cum.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Samandar bhar course h,
Nadi bhar padh pate h,
Baalti bhar yad rahta h,
Mug bhar likh pate h,
Chullu bhar Number aate hai,
Usme Doob k mar jate hai..
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Ek student tha deewana sa , ek subject pr wo mrta tha , books uthakr lbrary se gujarta tha , jb bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ki pas kaise hote hai , aur mai sirf yahi kh pata tha books khuli ho ya ho band pdna lst nite ko hi hota hai, kaise khun mai o yara ye pass kaise hote hai! Tu ru ru ru ru tu ru ru ru!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
ARZ HAI.. SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , WAH WAH, SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , TOP SABKO KARNA HAI PAR PADNA KOI NAHI CAHTA.... PADHO YAARO
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 2 years ago
Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole..Kya humain yaad krte ho..?

Ab unhe kon bataye yaad krna inta asan hota to

Hum apni Class me Top na kr lete..