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Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Na wqt h itna k sylbus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi k xam pas kiya jae
aisa dard diya h is padhai ne
na khul k roya jae na jam k soya jae.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Principle :All students must try to get above 96%
Student: No maam we will try for100%.
Principle: Are you joking
Student:who started joking first
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Education related songs:

SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala

TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
...
MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak

PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche

FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Answers in Exams by non medical
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
2 lovrs in pizzahut.
Ldka:kya khaogi.?
Ldki:
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"kachori mangwa lo"
Moral: gov scool ki ldkiya ptaoge to aisa hi hoga
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he.
Himaŋshʋ Gʋpta : 12 months ago
LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER

Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.